Now that I have a one-month-old baby, everyday life has changed dramatically. Simple things like having a shower have become a sport. Each time, it’s a competition against the clock as to how much of my usual shower ‘routine’ I can complete.

Shaving legs or washing hair? Which is more important today? Washing crotch or armpits first? Will I have time to do the hat trick and brush my teeth before she starts crying as well…?